I don't know how I forgot to mention this on my top ten worst things about having kids because it is right up there! Going to the loo on your own. To put it crudely, as soon as you have kids you can forget ever taking a shit in peace again. And let's face it this is the only time you now have left to read anything, so it's a double whammy! No matter how many times I tell them to leave me alone to enjoy a much needed bit of me time, they always find some excuse to interrupt me. My ass only has to hover over the toilet bowl before they've either barged in with a question that couldn't possibly have waited 10 mins, or they suddenly absolutely have to poo right now themselves, or they decide to fight outside the door, so that I end up screaming at them to "shut it", obviously completely crushing any hope of relaxation! Whoever thought that one could miss the most basic of functions so much?!
By Mummy Dearest
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The trials and tribulations of an ex-career woman turned 'imperfect' mother and housewife. The struggle and strife of daily life with two small kids and the secret ambitions of a mother with a wild side.
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- Mummy Dearest
- Wife and mother of four: daughter aged 9, son aged 7, dog aged 10 and cat aged 8. Been married 15 years, together for 25. Been a housewife and mother since 2005. Previously worked in professional services. Don't miss it one bit! Do miss my brain though!!
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