Like a donkey!

I'll start by saying my husband and I sleep naked (just in case you were curious!).  The other morning as my husband got out of bed I noticed that his ego had not quite deflated.  Impressed by his good looks, I said "like a donkey!"  He was obviously still half asleep because he gave me a quizzical look.  "Hung like a donkey," I explained.  Just as a smile began to spread across his face, my daughter walks in and says "what donkey?"  We both looked at each other: "there might be a donkey at the farm we're going to today," we said in unison.  "Ooh, really?, " she said with obvious delight.  My husband also looked quite delighted.

By Mummy Dearest