The other day I made the mistake of muttering to myself, in the presence of the kids, that the dog's breath smelt like she'd been licking her ass. Later that day my husband comes downstairs having just put the kids to bed and says "what is up with those two? They wouldn't stop jumping on our bed shouting 'lick my ass, lick my ass' like hyper-nutters." "I don't know" said I, "they've been doing that all day." Then the penny dropped ...aha! Moral of the story ...watch what you say in front of the kids.
By Mummy Dearest
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